Sunday, January 2, 2022

Why do Guinea Pigs poop so much? Is it normal?

 I've often had people ask me why their guinea pig poops so much.  Why do they poop so much?  How do you keep them from pooping everywhere?  Is it normal for a guinea pig to poop this much? 

Well, I have a short answer for you.  Yes.

Guinea pigs are prey animals and thus they are prone to leaving "beans" everywhere.  When they are picked up, their automatic thought is worry even if they love you.  I mean, you're a human, an ape sized creature and you are picking them up.  It has to be a little frightening.  So let the beaning start!  

I had one pig that it was uncomfortable for him to go to the bathroom and he would sit on me and look at me and leave a pile in my lap as if I was helping him do something difficult.  

With another pig I had, my mother and I had a blanket on the couch and we were on each end.  He was having a regular poop fest, and my mother was picking up the beans, and the little guy didn't want me to be left out, so he ran into my hand and left one there!  

Guinea pigs do eat their beans as they contain nutrients, so I think that's what the little fellow was thinking was going on when my mother whisked them away so promptly.

There's really no way to keep them from going to the bathroom everywhere.  You can collect their beans and use it as fertilizer.  The best way to do this is to use a blanket when you hold a guinea pig and collect the beans in that.

If you're a true guinea pig person, you'll find beans everywhere.  I was in Europe one time and found one from my pig in my suitcase.  *sigh*. You'll find them in your shoe, in your bra, in your pockets, in your car, in your purse.  It's like they enjoy kicking them out of their cage to be found elsewhere!  

So, yes, it's normal for a guinea pig to poop A LOT, and there's not much you can do to keep them from pooping everywhere except hold them in a blanket.  

Saturday, April 25, 2020

Why do Guinea Pigs Chirp? What does it mean?

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A chirping or singing guinea pig is a rare thing, I've had guinea pigs for 24 years of my life and I have only heard it a few times.  It sounds like there is a bird in their cage.  Really!

It happens rarely enough that there is no general consensus on what it means.

Some theories are:

Loneliness / wanting attention / being bored.

Not liking something that is happening.  (My one guinea pig would usually chirp when I would doze off in the living room and start snoring.  He didn't like my snoring.)

Mourning.   I have heard of guinea pigs chirping when their bonded companion dies.

The first time I heard it, I was startled, and my mother and I were convinced there was a robin in the house.  Instead it was our little Caesar making the noise.  I suspect he did it because he heard my mother and me talking in another room, and he adored my mom and he probably didn't want to be left out of the fun of being with his human.  :)  While it is only speculation, he seemed overjoyed when he got cuddles from her.

One of the best things to do for loneliness besides getting a companion is I spread a blanket on the floor and then put a guinea pig playpen on it.  (Just make sure none of your other pets can get to the guinea pigs!)  Then I fill it with a few cardboard boxes, paper bags, and my guinea pig adores running through his crinkle tunnel.

You can listen to my guinea pig chirping on this video:

Monday, December 5, 2016

25 Gift Ideas for Guinea Pigs and Their Human Owners

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People have loved getting gifts for my guinea pigs over the years.  Unfortunately, not all of the items marketed for guinea pigs are healthy or safe.  Please don't get balls they can run around in -- those aren't for guinea pigs because it could hurt their backs.  Most store bought treats either have seeds (which I have had to extract from teeth and have gotten bit) or are high in sugar.   Here are some things that guinea pigs and their owners would actually like and appreciate.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

A Well Stocked Guinea Pig Care and First Aid Kit

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This is a list of items I keep on hand at all times.  Some aren't really first aid items, but health and grooming, but these are all things I believe guinea pig owners should have in their cupboards!  Guinea pigs don't show they are ill until they are very sick, and having the first aid items at home can prevent a midnight run to the store -- and hopefully bring relief to your little one.  This is NOT to replace going to the vet, many times you will need to go to the vet for antibiotics, but this is to help see you through until you can get to the vet -- or to supplement what the vet is doing.

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Guinea Pig Book Review: Hamster and Cheese

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Hamster and Cheese (Guinea Pig, Pet Shop Private Eye)  is a 46 page comic / graphic novel for kids featuring a guinea pig named Sasspants.  He lives in a pet shop, and the "G" on his sign of "Guinea Pig" fell off, so a hamster named Hamisher thinks Sasspants is a private investigator.  There is a mystery a foot -- daily Mr. Venezi, the owner of the shop, sets his sandwich down, and before lunch it is gone.

Sunday, October 2, 2016

Why you shouldn't Allow a guinea pig to go swimming


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I've seen the videos.   I have been tagged in a number of videos of swimming guinea pigs.  But I hate these videos.  Why?

It's not safe, and it's likely frightening the poor little guys who are placed in a pool of water.  They might *look* like they are swimming, but they are frantically trying to keep from drowning.

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Why You should find a Guinea Pig Vet BEFORE you need one

Einstein wasn't feeling well here!
Over the years, I have had a number of guinea pigs.  I got Tilly when I was eight, and I'm now 29 again for the *mumble* time.

Guinea pigs are much like any other pet that they may need to see a vet.  Unfortunately, it is the rare vet that is actually trained in guinea pig care.  Some medicines are toxic to guinea pigs that are normally prescribed for other animals, so it is always good to know what medicines a guinea pig CAN take before you go to the vet.  In fact, when I was taking my pigs to a person without much training in the way of small animals, I kept a veterinary textbook in my purse about how to treat rabbits and other small animals.  It was a very expensive book, and I've since sold it because I realize how important it is for a guinea pig to be seen by a vet who already has experience with small animals and not looking up information on the spot.

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Bingo The Guinea Pig on Elf on the Shelf


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This is a "guest post" from Bingo the guinea pig "wrote" back in .

Hi.  I'm Bingo the guinea pig and I asked if I could do a guest post on my momma's blog.
My momma gout out the Christmas decorations this week.  Because there are no children here, only guinea pigs, we don't participate in that Elf On the Shelf phenomenon.  I sure am glad, too.  I mean have you ever looked up close at an elf?  Really?  Have you?

Friday, June 17, 2016

Guinea Pig Book review: A Reel Cool Summer

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A Reel Cool Summer by Martha Rodriguez. 

The illustrations in this book are great. They are very rich, interesting, and full of color. 

It's a cute story of two brothers and their sister who use an old video camera to make a movie. After all, it's a super hot day and they are bored. It's a day that is like lava and the mall! Their guinea pigs star as aliens in this story.

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Why you Should NOT give a Guinea Pig as a Gift.


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Please note, I have had over eleven guinea pigs.  I love guinea pigs, but they aren't the right pet for everyone.  Here are some things to consider.

Guinea pigs are often seen as "Starter Pets" but I have actually recommended people get a dog instead of a guinea pig.

Some of the things to take into consideration:  They are fragile animals and can be dropped by small hands quite easily.  They are heavier at their head, and I've heard of more than one guinea pig falling to its death because it landed head first.

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Making a Large Inexpensive Guinea Pig Cage

I often see people asking about a cheap cage for guinea pigs.  I made mine for under $25 (and since this photo was taken I've expanded it to almost twice the size in this photo and used leftover materials.)  Store bought cages are almost always twice this expensive.

Store-bought cages don't give guinea pigs enough room.  (Guineas need anywhere from 4 square feet to 7 square feet PER PIG so I know my cage still is on the border of small, and it's twice what you see in this photo.)

Monday, May 30, 2016

Media Kit for Guinea Pigs Rule






Hello!  I'm Jenn, the human behind Guinea Pigs Rule.  I've been blogging since 2009 at Books, Bargains, Blessings and decided after all this time, I needed to start a blog that is dedicated to only guinea pigs and guinea pig related content, ideas, products, stories, and more.  If it's cavy related, it belongs here.

On my other blog I have done sponsored posts and reviews for years.  I invite you to contact me at the above address with any questions.  I always have a large number of people who enter my giveaways as I spend a lot of time promoting them.

Available opportunities at Guinea Pigs Rule and Books Bargains Blessings include but are not limited to brand ambassadorship, sponsored posts, running a giveaway, writing reviews, advertising, conference / event sponsorship, or if you have something else in mind, let me know and we'll see what we can work out.

As of June 2016 here are my social media stats:

7100 Twitter Followers
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